MeatShield

When your mate utters a statement so unfunny/awkward every stops and looks around in disbelief, gradually building up to everyone bursting out in laughter

Wow, it's like a MeatShield except it shoots back, (everyone stops and stares at one another, then after about 15 seconds everyone bursts into laughter)

by NAT3NAT3NATE May 31, 2023

meatwheeling

Masturbating while driving.

"I saw Nautica drive by a Starbucks." "I know, he was meatwheeling." "Totally inappropriate of him."

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011