wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.

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by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013

Steezy Meatloaf

The act of pooping on a trampoline then jumping around with it.

Dude i just had a steezy meatloaf sesh now im dirty!

by EatMySteez February 25, 2011

Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)

"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."

by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017

meatloafin'

movin real slow as a result of boredom and lack of interest to wherever the hell you are going to

look at the crazy ass motha fucker meatloafin' to class

by the shizzolator April 12, 2003

Meatloaf's Daughter

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

mediterranean meatloaf bobber

the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.

Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.

by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 24, 2008

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019