Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.
A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.
Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.
Cheap food that you regret eating later.
A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.
Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.
Cheap food that you regret eating later.
by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009
Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
by SociopathicDuck January 28, 2019
The home of trash-eaters.
The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?
Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.
The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?
Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.
by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004
by JmL May 01, 2005
by Staples August 20, 2006
A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.
After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.
by DaSluttyMary April 14, 2019
1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.
by Kay July 27, 2003