mcdick

the best mcdonalds meal

Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉

by Cole Sprouse's wife February 24, 2020

Chicken McDicken

A phrase you use meaning to be fucked in a McDonald's bathroom.

Ayo man I just got Chicken McDickened yesterday
Damn bro you alright
Yeah he used a condom

by Chicken Dildo February 10, 2017

McDick

When Ronald McDonald give you his dick its called a "McDick".

Hey Sexy Momma, Want the McDick?

by hobblesFTW May 31, 2014

poopy-face Mcdickbag

something so horrible there is no other way to define it.

what Hitler was really poopy-face Mcdickbag of him

by Jonathan Bojan November 28, 2013

Mcdicking

Where during sex the male dresses up like Ronald McDonald and fucks the other person from behind.

I gave my girl a mean Mcdicking last night

by Plum June 20, 2016

double mcdicklick

its wat u call someone wen ur at mcdonalds and they piss u off or if the person behind the counter pisses u off

wat the fuck u just spilled my drink u double mcdicklick

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

McDickle Tickle

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.

"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."

by CryingPrunes December 5, 2012