A mac user who has no understanding of computer hardware, engineering or what makes computers fast, and thinks their mac is the best computer ever because it has a finely polished GUI.
mactard:My mac is soo fast because it uses all of its resources to render the shadows on my window buttons.
Listener: Wow. You are mactard.
Listener: Wow. You are mactard.
by angrypenguin February 10, 2006
Get the mactard mug.Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
Get the Maynard James Keenan mug.by shreksloveshrekislife April 13, 2019
Get the Maytal Bun mug.vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.
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by joe April 1, 2004
Get the Maynard James Keenan mug.Someone who paid twice as much for a computer that does half of what a PC can do. Incapable of admitting this error, they weave an elaborate fiction, believing that they are unique and special snowflakes, when in fact they must slavish bond together with other logo-obsessed narcissists to reinforce their collective delusion of superiority.
Noticing that my home built PC lacked an Apple logo, the group of mactards snickered into their identical iMacs and began praying in unison to the Almighty Steve.
by Cresby June 9, 2010
Get the Mactard mug.Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009
Get the Maytag Repairman mug.Cutest and most amazing human being ever! Starred on Stranger Things (2016-present) and is literally the best actor on it!! He takes no shit from no one and despite having Cleidocranial Dysplasia, he still perserveres and never stops believing! Let this be a lesson to all of those who don't believe in yourselves, he has been turned down so many acting jobs, and yet he still tried and auditioned a lot.
by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018
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