Maxwell 

From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.

"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"

Maxwell by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017

Maxwell 

Usually a very small kid who isn’t very intelligent but has a wide variety of books he enjoys to read. Never over 160 pounds and arms and legs resembles that of tree branches.

Dude do you see that kid MAXWELL you think he fucked dudes?

Maxwell by Dimitir.petkov February 14, 2020

Maxwell 

The unfortunate formation of "max" and "well" ultimately meaning "extreme faggot."

You see the guy over there wearing those skinny jeans? He's such a Maxwell.

You never did that before you Maxwell.

I sense a Maxwell everyone run.

DOTOR: Sorry to tell you this but you in the third most deadly and incurable stage of Maxwellness. You are expected to remain straight for 2 more hours then all hope will be lost for you.

Maxwell by Truth Teller 3000 August 10, 2009

Maxwell 

He is a great guy but he cheats. He is handsome and very smart. He is an overall lady killer

Maxwell is my friend

Maxwell by Llkksss November 16, 2017

Maxwell 

how to describe someone who only thinks of themselves and whenever you think that they are helping you they are really just planning how to make something in THEIR lives better; an egotistical person

He just made me cry just to make himself feel better, he is so Maxwell!

Maxwell by Alli Mae July 16, 2008

maxwell  

another word for pot belly

"woah did you see that fat maxwell orford"
"he has a maxwell orford"

maxwell by hotsexbunny January 16, 2009

Maxwell 

A guy who's really broke and judges people based on their Instagram followers.

He also begs for money from girls

Girl : what's up ?

Boy: I saw a Maxwell across the street

If you offend someone, Maxwell for forgiveness

Maxwell by Ttlymemes May 10, 2018