From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.
"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"
by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017