Matthew moment

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit

"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."

by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Matthewhf

Matthewhf is one of the members of the Foodists and the Malagasy Clay Eaters, he claims himself that he is from Northern Ireland, and it's possible he might have a northern irish accent when he reveals his voice on his YouTube videos.
He likes to go after other small YouTubers and famous Youtubers, just to harass them by using any religions or any ideologies as a weapon to demonize on innocent people, and sometimes he always try to get away with things by making excuses, by calling people liars or racists, and he likes to pretend that he is the victim and not the innocence.
Sometimes he pretends to be black (African American) , which it’s blackfishing , just so he can frame on innocent people by creating a racial excuse.

“Matthewhf really needs to stop harassing other people, and he needs to grow up.”

by Skoll&Hati November 6, 2022

Ed Matthews

The biggest stud in the UK

Did you see Ed Matthews dropping some serious game on those milfybundalengers g

by @Grant_mcl1 January 17, 2022

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.

by the_professor_ December 28, 2011

Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.

by PTP1 January 20, 2011

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021