Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020

adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

Ava Matthews

THE MOST AVA GIRL EVER TO EXIST. she can be the most craziest blondes that ever lived. She is into a guy named Eligh . she is sooooo inlove him like words cant describe. she is also a blm lover she is always singing to a boy named devin she lovessss black peepers. Ava is such a kind little amazing sexy hot baby babygirl baba doll weiner dog. she will alwys suck your toes, She is the most silliest craziest wireds quirkiest blondest bluest eyed beast. she will learn how to love and obey you after u buy her lip oil. she likes to be racist to a slay boy named mikko . She is so in love with a girl named Gladys like sshe wants to marry her.

W : she sucked my toes really well

E: i love ava matthews she is so crazy slay

by BUSSYART5 March 13, 2023

Dave Matthews Band

A popular rock band the hit it big with their first album Under The Table And Dreaming in 1994. They have been a band since 1991. They formed in Charlottesville, Virginia when Dave Matthews searched around for potential band members. He found Carter Beauford, drummer; Steffan Lessard, bassist; LeRoi Moore, Sax; and Boyd Tinsley, Violin. There were some others that played with Dave, but those are the five official band members. Since then Dave Matthews Band has been nominated for 11 Grammys and won one. They currently have 6 studio albums.

Dave Matthews Band is the greatest band ever!!

by LeRoi December 9, 2008

dave matthews band

A band that each of it's new releases is welcomed (along with the latest abercrombie & fitch catalog) by middle-class white kids.

Dude #1 - "hey bro, did you get the new dave matthews band cd yet?"

Dude #2 - "yeah, man; it's great. let's go to the mall".

by flamman March 10, 2007

tailha matthews

it is a name . it is my name . if this is your name then you are probably very luck as most people with the name are gorgeous . tailha is very popular and most normal people know her

guy 1 : doesn't notice tailha mattews
guy 2 :notices tailha matthews but doesn't think twice about her as she is stunning

by tai tai 23 February 11, 2018

Ryan Matthews

Gay saxophone player Plum high school born and raised. Looks like a girl and acts like one. If you ever see Ryan Matthews and question if he is a guy of a girl he is a guy.
He had sex with his soprano saxophone and brags about it. If you ever see him run because he will lock you in a closet and rape you in the ass with his soprano saxophone while listening to Green Day.

Look at that gay saxophonist Ryan Mathews

Why is there a saxophone up my ass Ryan Matthews

by Joemuma October 9, 2021