Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) 

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.

*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high

Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) by xavier wells June 12, 2012

Doesn't matter had sex 

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

Doesn't matter had sex by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller 

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006

As a matter of fact 

It means actually; in fact, in reality, in truth, as it happens, believe it or not, to tell the truth, in actual fact, in point of fact.

-Yes, As a matter of fact , I have started reading my copy of Harry Potter..

-Well, As a matter of fact , I was going to ask your permission to..

As a matter of fact by Joud October 17, 2013

Don't Matter Go Vols 

Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV

Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.

Don't Matter Go Vols by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018

Good Lives Matter 

A response to the BLM movement, GLM advances the idea that it is one's good content of character, not the color of one's skin, that "matters".

There is evil made manifest in this place -- evil that comes in all colors. To protect and foster what is good in this place, Good Lives Matter, which also come in all colors.

Good Lives Matter by The Gideon Lion August 29, 2020

As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.

Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!

As a matter of fuck by Adooma. March 2, 2011