mangosexual

Mangosexual is when you romantically and sexually are attracted to Mangos or people with the name “Mango”

I am Mangosexual

by MangoDefines June 7, 2021

metrosexual

A term coined in the mid-90's by British journalist Mark Simpson. He defined it as applying to men regardless of sexual orientation, but he first applied it to David Beckham, apparently as an alternative to “heterosexual”, with which it obviously rhymes. Mark Simpson’s definition starts: “The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis . . .” In current use, it almost always applies to straight guys; but with the inference that their fascination with fashion and appearance matches stereotyped assumptions about gays. Thus, it's something of a third alternative to the hetero-/homosexual dichotomy: an urban straight guy with stereotypical “gay” interests. At first it was a neutral descriptive, and was jumped on by marketing types eager to start selling more overpriced clothes and skin/hair products to notoriously shopping-shy males. But as it evolved in mainstream use, the term gradually picked up a pejorative connotation, much as its close cousin, “yuppie”, did in prior decades; not because of its sexual implications, but rather because of its “snotty, rich young show-off trying too hard” image, and the vague sour-grapes suspicion that such guys get to sleep with hotter and classier women. Although the term has become pejorative, it hasn't stopped the practice. There are still plenty of metrosexuals (and yuppies); they just wouldn't want to be called that.

It has spawned a counter-term: “retrosexual”, presumably a guy whose preferred evening wear is jeans or Dockers, an untucked Bengal-striped dress shirt, white gym socks and Kenneth Cole loafers. There's also a synonym: uber-sexual, which is basically a celebrity willing to flaunt his metrosexuality (e.g., Beckham). The latter word hasn't really caught on.

OK, I may have enough metrosexual in me to drop 400 bucks for a pair of Ferragamos, but I'm damned if I'll start highlighting my hair. That's a line in the metrosexual sand I'm not crossing.

by JerseyJohn May 2, 2006

meterosexual

A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.

The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.

by SkimettlS January 10, 2007

Meatrosexual

Men who exhibit both "metrosexual" and "meathead" tendencies. These men take pride in their style and looks to an extreme degree, particularly the size of their muscles.

Such attention to physical looks is typically attributed to the female gender, but meatrosexuals overcome this stereotype by pairing their effeminate qualities with muscles.

"The Situation" from TV's The Jersey Shore is a meatrosexual if I ever saw one! When he's not working out, he's probably at the salon getting his hair done.

by Een13 October 4, 2010

Metrosexual

When your gay roommate with better fashion sense than you dresses you to go out

I went on a tinder date with this metrosexual guy last night, he was really well dressed

by J-Tsunami December 15, 2018

Mpetosexual

Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.

Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.

Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.

by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021

metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011