Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021

masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

by larrie directioner May 23, 2021

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.

Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017