Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)

''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.

by cheesyballs January 26, 2014

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

by Noah h. December 30, 2007

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Masturbation Candy

What it is one thinks about when they masturbate.

If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.

You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.

by Nivens March 18, 2011

Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.

After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.

by italianjob99 May 26, 2010

violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

by Bigg N October 27, 2006

Intellectual Masturbation

speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.

John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.

John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."

Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."

by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011