Masterbotorium

An assigned room for masterbation

Gerald spent hours in his masterbotorium knuckling his nudger to various brazzers movies!

by Db9790 July 7, 2017

Masterlocked

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.

Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!

by udking420 June 28, 2020

Dick Masterson

A well known simp.

"Just let go, Jamie. I'll Catch you." - Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera)

by hulagirl86 April 28, 2020

masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.

I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.

by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008

masterbanating

1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.

Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."

by dsdude September 11, 2009

masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.

Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.

by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018