massage gun 

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

massage gun by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

massage gun 

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy

hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?

massage gun by silly drina May 7, 2025

Massage Gun 

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

Massage Gun by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Massage of 1000 Tears

When you pull a Deshawn Watson, Justin Tucker, and Antonio Brown at the massage parlor.

My buddy Leroy ordered a Massage of 1000 Tears at the massage parlor the other day.

Massage of 1000 Tears by Marinedik March 28, 2026

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Fart Massage 

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

Fart Massage by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018