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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024
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mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls
John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.
by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014
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gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.
After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.
by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009
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minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.
There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!
by wj+akg December 27, 2010
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Pud Mashing

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.
Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing
by Pud masher January 13, 2022
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gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)
Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh
by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018
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