Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.

That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH

by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

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Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.

1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo

by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022

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sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style

Massimo the one with a big willy has some really good dress sense

by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021

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a dildo dipped in pasta sauce that you insert in your Italian partners mouth

“ last night i got my first sexy massimo”

by anonymous January 3, 2025

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Massimoment

Brainrot incarnate, will hit you with the:

Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.

"dude, really? bruh. 21"
"what a massimoment"

by Beter griffin 2 August 2, 2024

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