Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
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Get the Massimo, masSimo, massimO mug.A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .
Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *
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A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative chronic masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist (most likely with a bdsm kink)
Ew, look at Massimo over there! Did you hear what she did to that girl at Disneyland?? He’s so gross no wonder she broke up with him!
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Likes men, not on the low...
Likes men, not on the low...
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