Mary Poppins

A girl who has just had her virginity take.

Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.

Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!

Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?

by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

Mary Poppins

Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"

She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.

by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016

Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

Mary Poppins

A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.

Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.

by halcyon.dazed March 16, 2023

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022

MaryPoppins

a person not related in birth or marriage or relative that temporarily moves in to help a family until the can get on their feet. then when not needed moves on.

a very close friend of mine who always seems to help people in need. recently MaryPoppins a family.

by kyle jerome June 22, 2019