Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Tom: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Dick: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by manofconstantsorrow April 14, 2011

Masturday

When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has John come out of his room yet?"
Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

by Brenda is awesome June 21, 2008

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by tee too April 14, 2011

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

masturdebate

The act of jacking the beanstalk in a group while debating on photos of various women

"To masturdebate is to fap with a group of four or more people whilst debating on how hot or not girls are in various pornographic pictures."

by Jackthebeanstalker69 October 18, 2015

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020