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Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!
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lost your marbles? 

when you sit on your nut sack and one of your testicles goes up your ass crack and you have to pull it out. Thats when you loose your marbles.
sean: mate why are you wriggling around like the purple gay wiggle?
Guy: man ive lost my marbles, i might have to hang a shit to pop it back out again. quick go get the chilli.
sean: lost your marbles? man you only ever hear about this kind of shit on the discovery channel.
lost your marbles? by Sniff Pull September 18, 2006

dope marbles 

An immutable state of complete amazing-ness. Untouchable hip style.
I just saw Sarah leaving Vinyl at 6 AM. Being cracked out makes her even hotter.

Yeah homes, she's totally dope marbles.

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Did you see the Millenium Falcon fly through the asteroid field? I thought it was toast.

No way, Gary. That ship is dope marbles.
dope marbles by Darth Jon May 21, 2010

Piss marbles 

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
Piss marbles by Lost Reality January 14, 2017

MR. MARBLES 

The sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. In essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.
Look at them tight ass pants, he looks like he is smuggling marbles.
That's mr. Marbles!
MR. MARBLES by Caz-Man April 18, 2007

monkey marbles 

A slang name for the popular drinking game Beer Pong. Usually said in a thick Manchester Accent.
Oi, mates, anyone up fer a game a' monkey marbles!
monkey marbles by themobe27 June 11, 2009

The Jenna marbles syndrome 

First person:What happened to her/him? *points at a person with fucked up hair/face
Second person:oh she has the Jenna marbles syndrome