Poor Maori

A Poor Maori that thinks that they are rich by comparing there items with white rich peoples items and say RICH (item).

Ryan: RICH FORK!!!

Fraser: Shut up you Poor Maori you smell get some deoderant... oops you cant afford it!

by Smo Katenny May 16, 2009

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Asian maori

A weird asian dat shaves his eyebrows real ppor lyks 2 eat ducks, finks hes maori spends 2 hours 2 get it through pplz heads that he is somehow maori in his family tree GUMUNGA legs hates ppl kalled lisas, big penis pump

STOP STEALING MY FOOD U STOOPID ASIAN MAORI
YEa but ur not actuali maori u dum asian only by marriage u took 2 hours to cum 2 it!

by Noitall February 25, 2005

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maori side-step

A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.

Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out!

Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step...

by Fudge613 October 31, 2011

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person of maori descent

A person of Maori descent is an ethnicity that is indigenous to Aotearoa (New Zealand).

Maori are also known as Tangata Whenua (people of the land)

Example for a person of Maori descent having a conversation...

Maori: Hey my Pakeha (european) bro, who was the first person to discover NZ?
Pakeha: Abel Tasman
Maori: True bro. So howcome he never set foot on Aotearoa?
Pakeha: (researches that Abel Tasmans ship was attacked at sea by Maori warriors when he got too close to Aotearoa) Ummmm.....

by Arihana The Great November 14, 2013

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