Chronic Wal-martitis

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

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mantiques

Any new pice of furniture designed to look like an older antique piece.

I'm distressing this dresser. Now it's a mantique.

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

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manties

(noun) Liner for men's tighty whitey underpants designed to be replaced once soiled. Analogous to women's panty liner, but manties have a more interesting and manly appearance (emblazoned with sports team logos, camouflage, etc.).

The day after a chili dinner, John avoided bacon strips by swapping out his manties every few hours.

by FunWordSmith February 7, 2013

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Manties

n. Formerly known as "dun-dun-duns" or "tighty-whities", manties are tight briefs that resemble panties for the man--hence, manties.

I don't know about you, but I HATE guys wearing manties! Especially when his gut hangs over the mantie-band. Boxers are so much sexier.

by Slowbomb82 March 28, 2010

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Mantithesis

An adult male human lacking the ability to take care of or clean up after himself, pay bills, and leave the best. The antithesis of a man. See also scrub.

John is 6 months late on his child support, that damn mantithesis.

by DblA October 11, 2016

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