mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth

Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here

by beefyvagina June 02, 2015

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Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

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Mando Hando

When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."

"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."

by C. BlaSty April 05, 2023

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A Mando Aldana

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market

Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022

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