Gil-manhandled

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.

Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you

by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010

Mancannon

Two different meanings:

A: Some gadgetry in Halo 3 that throws a player either high up or far out into the distance, only to be sniped, skeet shot, or a battle rifle massage in the back when he or she lands.

B: A bunch of jocks that take a scrawny or morbidly obese high school student, one holds each arm, then they sling the 'ammo' into a crowd or another scrawny kid or morbidly obese person at terminal velocity. Side effects to mancannoning someone can include, but is not limited to, temporary paralysis, permanent paralysis, eating concrete or other terrain, fractures, sprains, death, fights, embarrassment, disciplinary action, and commonly, unexpected gas.

A: LOLOLZ I MANCANNOND AND LANDED ON A TRIPINE IT WENT BOOM HEADSHOT FTW LOLFFFFFF.

B: I mancannoned Ned into fatty just now. It was funny until we found out he had to get his face reconstructed in plastic surgery.

by Pr1nc3 A1b3rt February 18, 2008

manhandle

To work the living shit outta some puntang.

That bitch is only like 4 foot foo, psssh whatever dogg, the better to manhandle.
G'damn imma manhandle that shit.
Imma toss that shit up like it was a caesar salad.

by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

manhandle

A party and bar game played by two sets of male teammates. When a member of Team A takes the hand of his teammate, the game is initiated. When a member of Team B sees that Team A is connected, he must immediately take the hand of his own teammate. At this point, the game must continue until one team has broken their hand holding bond. The losing team is obligated to buy the other team drinks. Teams may use any method to incite a hand release by the other team, including trickery, third party deception, illusions, miming, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and belittlement.

Billy immediately grabbed Jason's hand when he saw that Juan and Pierre had initiated manhandle. Billy, being a true winner without moral apprehensions, decided to make out with Pierre's girlfriend to provoke a hand release.

by textual chocolate August 25, 2009

manhandle

the woman gives a blow job, then stands up facing the man. shes presses up against him with (if big enough tits), her nipples in his mouth. she reaches down and grabs his penis(like a hand job) and wedges it into her vagina. she moves it around and when it is securely inside, she grabs his ass and pulls him in closer to her. hopefully they are touching bodies so the penis is fully inside her vagina.

i totally manhandled him yesterday.

by vaginapussylicker August 10, 2008

Manhandseld

adverb;

Sexual actions to another by a woman with manly hands

"Last night she manhandseld my unit under the table at poker."

by Strangeville August 17, 2011

manhandle

a male fondling or touching other male on body parts where the fondled male does not feel comfortable with.

"Stop putting your arms around me, I don't like to be manhandled."
"I was on the urinal when he manhandled me from behind!"

by jae soon June 13, 2007