Malcomstien

webcomic made by Execlevon

person 1: "Malcomstien"
person 2: "yea"

by hector malcomstien February 23, 2022

malcom x

malcom x was a tenacious fighter for human rights. he fought for the rights of colored folk alike. he sure paved the way for the dark skins.

thanks malcom x, for bailing my ass outta prison after that salad tossing episode in the back of your moms expedition with my skirt on

by Mike Hunt February 21, 2005

malcove

A small recessed area made into a miniature man cave for solitude and shutting out the menial outside world.

"What's Alex doing in that small gap behind the TV?"
"He's just spending some time alone in his malcove!"

by Grhymer March 16, 2017

malcomida

Brazilian Portuguese:
Meaning any woman (old or young) who is either: bitter, resentful, bitchy or just a royal pain in the ass because she’s never been properly fucked and in need of a really good lay.

Dam, what the fuck is up with her, puta malcomida...

by Chicago Mario December 13, 2007

malcom toolsie

idiot and sux dih

Malcom toolsie is such a Tool

by caramelmoth April 18, 2018

Malcom

a boy who love to play girls but if they get a boyfriend he gets jealous and talks shit about them he's ugly and tall and has a very small dick

Malcom likes to make girls feel special then leave them

by Hgfdsssse November 12, 2017

Mr Malcom

The teacher who marks your tests after you graduate. Talks in a monotone voice.

John: Mr Malcom hasn't marked out tests yet.

Jim: Dude, it's been 3 years you still want that?

by Lord of Urban Dictionary July 30, 2019