No Makeup May

Ladies we have to survive May without makeup no nails, lashes, lipstick YOU CAN WEAR LIPGLOSS

I can't stand no makeup may I'm hideous without makeup

by Gerefine December 30, 2018

makeup whore

Someone (usually a girl) who cannot walk out of the house unless they're wearing makeup. The makup must be excessive and very noticeable. Though it doesn't necessarily have to look like a whore's style of makeup, it can be anything from clown-looking, to goth, to preppy.

I came to school today with my usual thick, black, goth-like, rings of eyeliner on, along with heavy black mascara, and silver glitter around the inside edge of my eyes today. Then I shared the joy of purple eyeliner/mascara and silver liquid eyeliner with my friends before calss. Everyone knows I am a complete makeup whore.

by AnnikeBlack May 25, 2007

waste of makeup

1. In reference to an event or a day when little was accomplished.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.

Today was totally a waste of makeup.

by lpr January 13, 2005

makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."

by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007

Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Makeup Sex

the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.

I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

by I dont care how they do it February 24, 2005

makeup text

n. The act of making up after an argument with a significant other via text messaging.

Similar to makeup sex, just more technologically savvy and less gratifying.

Kurt and I got in a pretty bad fight today because I got mad that he always texts instead of calling me. Everything is fine between us now though. We had some amazing makeup text afterward!

by JSG78 December 17, 2008