Well, for all these idiots who think Maine is full of child molestors who have brothers and sisters that are actually cousins - you're so ignorant, it's almost as cute as some of the dumbass tourists that set foot here.
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
Maine:
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
by MainahAtHeart January 15, 2011

Maine is a place where you get a good taste of everything. It has it's cities, yes, but thats not where the good stuff is. The good stuff is down on the coast catching lobster, hunting up north and trying to shoot the biggest buck, moose or anything else (legal or not) which is part of the fun. Maine is a place of small communities where everyone knows everyone and you can wave to everyone you see. The seasons allow for everything you'd want to do, ski/snowboard in winter, then go swimming in the ocean a few months later. Sunsets and sunrises take your breath away while you sit on the beach with your sweetie. Statistically, not ONE mainer can deal with a rubbernecking tourist driving 25 everywhere. You WILL deal with our burning tires, and you'll love the smell. We're somewhat sorry that we don't have time to pronounce all of our words the whole way start to finish, but we got better things to do than talk with you yuppies. Mostly, Maine is filled with people who take pride in whatever they do from the time they can walk 'til the day they're done. We're a different breed, so if you dont like us...leave. Maine truly is the way life should be ;)
In Maine it's wicked cold in the wintah, too hot in the summah, spring sucks cause its muddy, fall is cold but we get to hunt so it's alright I 'spose. 'Magin she's blowin sow-westley...I'll get my jacket.
by Mainer9 October 11, 2011

by Unlimited drilling’s August 25, 2019

Main Of (may'n-uv): n. comrade, good friend, a previously dicussed object, a statement that indicates the person being spoken of/to, someone viewed with disdane, a rallying chant (when repeated in succession), the topic of the present conversation, something said to block out another person's words (said loudly and tauntingly), a familial greeting.
womans sexual organs (vulgar).
origins- Native eastern European pidginization of english terminology for "best friend", "good pal", peice of, ' of,
womans sexual organs (vulgar).
origins- Native eastern European pidginization of english terminology for "best friend", "good pal", peice of, ' of,
ex#1: " Where is main of?" (chorus of voices chime in) "Main of!" "Main of!" "Main of!" "Who is main of?" (again chanting this time as interruption) "Main of!" "Main of!" "Main of!"
ex#2: "Did you get any main of last night from main of?"
ex#2: "Did you get any main of last night from main of?"
by milosh pavlov August 19, 2006

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Maine is a place where people (like me) are isolated from city life, but who cares. Although there aint much to do here (for ya flatlanders) all the high school kids come up with things to do, Because there isnt anything to do about 99.9% of maina's are either potheads or alcoholic's. But I have to say that because we have nothing else to do and were in a perfect temperate area. Maine has the best bud in the U.S. hands down. Ive been all across the U.S. and smoked it all. 40$ and eigth 50$ and eigth and it looks like oregano. 20,25$ and take to hits and ur gone. Maines got the best bud period. Any other stoners in Maine reading this you know what im talkin about, Right? Hey Maine might seem like shit sometimes when ur bored outta ur mind but its better then sittin in a apartment listening to someone getting shot next door. Plus whats any better then getting right F***ed up and goin to the festivals right? :-D
by Wiscassetbuoy August 15, 2008

The state in which I live in. We are, proudly:
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
by h4x0r_w00t! November 27, 2004
