magaguffin

A device used to distract large numbers of conservatives while their democracy is stolen.

The tinpot wannabe dictator gave everyone magaguffin hats to make people feel good while his grand vizier quietly stole their democracy.

by Bouncybrit February 17, 2025

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MagaPedo

A MAGA head who may actually be a pedophile, but certainly at minimum seems to be actively covering up for likely pedophiles.

Donald Trump and JD Vance are MAGAPedos to not release the Epstein because Epstein was Trump's best friend and invested in Vance's mentor Peter Theil's business.

by LordDestiny August 7, 2025

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MAGAPHOBIC

People suffering from TDS
People who don't know their gender
Tesla destroyers
Anyone who voluntarily got numerous boosters

1. The non-binary, purple haired, ring nosed tattooed, unhinged lunatic MAGAPHOBIC appeared to be suffering from extreme MAGAPHOBIA as
he/she/him/her/they/them lay in front of traffic, just like a toddler having a tantrum in a toy store, screaming and kicking.
2. The MAGAPHOBIC celebrity could not be tolerant of people with different political opinions.

by Patriotia October 16, 2025

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MAGAphallus

The affliction of having a teeny weeny, or a weeny which won’t get hard, and you blame the minorities, gays, and every other “woke” thing for your inability to get yourself laid.

Wow Josh never starts ranting about how he can’t find himself a woman because they all want blacks and gays these days….Don’t pay him any mind dude, he has a serious case of MAGAphallus and blames everything he disagrees with for his lack of game.

by The Quinn January 6, 2026

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tomasi matapula

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.

*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".

by Idkwya December 10, 2013

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Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.

The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.

by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021

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