macsturbate

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

by Jaxcalibur H November 9, 2006

Majestic

Relating to the nature of clouds

The child' tried to use majestic properly.

by Xenon Crow May 16, 2014

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

maastricht

the best dutch city in the world and home of one of the most epic dutch warlords

i've been in amsterdam but its nothing compared to maastricht

by ~fire~ July 11, 2009

Maastricht Effect

Beautiful women who start living or studying in Maastricht (small dutch town) are affected by this phenomenon. BEcause of the shortage of men, they become desperate, they become attracted to unattracted/weird guys and give them un deserved attention. the following symptoms are often linked to the Maastricht Effect: freaking out over text messages, hitting laptops and screaming f**k you at the guy in question at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.

The Maastricht effect is really bugging me.

by pandalover85 July 3, 2010

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

maesthetic

A shortened word for "my aesthetic"

"Oh my god, that shirt is so maesthetic."

by figuringouttheyouth July 13, 2015