macaulay

a person with beautiful eyes and long eyelashes ( thats not the only thing thats long tho) also lovely hair and very funny did i mention massive d*ck

" Damn macaulay's d*ck is so big it drags on floor. "

by fifiaram June 6, 2023

Macular Conception

A condition of the eyes causing severe loss of central vision stemming from the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment of her conception.

“He believed so deeply in the virgin birth, that he nearly went blind. from Macular Conception”

by DPScherer November 12, 2023

The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

by The funnyman May 21, 2013

big macula

That bitch with the Big Macs at McDonald's tryna use the free wifi on her go phone

Look at big macula over there tryna text roscoe about her child support.

by Jamesreid August 11, 2015

Jugular masculation

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.

Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.

by Biggest_Boi_Chungus April 13, 2019

Jula Macsula

The craziest girl you’ll ever meet. She loves eggs, will drive many miles for a wareer moment, loves to go snowboarding, & loves to go on random trips without her friends & by herself.

Someone: “Hey look there’s jula macsula, watch out for her she might have eggs”
Someone: *hides*

by sueyeet November 23, 2021

children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.

Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!

by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022