Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Macaron

This is very different from a macaroon. A macaroon is a coconut pastry, that is fluffy and white. A macaron, however, looks like a sandwich and is made of a cookie-like substance. There is filling on the inside. Learn the difference, people.

"What is your favorite dessert?"

"A macaroon."
"Oh, I don't like coconut."
"Neither do I. But I love those lil' sandwich thingies."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S NOT A MACAROON THAT'S A MACARON"

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Macaroni Time

Prison style sex between two African American males. Most often nonconsensual.

Chief Keef was quoted saying "Hell no I aint gay! I did a bid. It was just macaroni time.

by bestbefore84 June 11, 2013

macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

by xMilkman July 18, 2009

Macaroni

In reference to female arousal, the sound lubricated pussy lips make when spread slowly

Oh I fucked last night had that macaroni pussy

by amm88 May 27, 2016

Elbow Macaroni

When you meet a female only once, but you fuck her twice.

Yo my nigga, last night i met this bitch chillin wit everyone. I brought her home and you know damn straight I laid down that elbow macaroni. I didnt bother gettin her numba though, no need for it.

by Dislexsick June 26, 2008

macaroni effect

when a girl's pants are so tight that her love handles pop out of the side, like when you are cooking macaroni and the water bubbles out of the pot.

"look at that girl! she's rockin' the macaroni effect like no other!"

by Anesley May 12, 2007