managerbation

The act of spending so much time planning and scheduling that you don't actually accomplish anything.

"The project was canned after eight months of managerbation."

by Jordan Sugarman June 30, 2006

MAAWG

Middle aged angry white guy

Today at the auto parts store a MAAWG called ne honey and asked where my man was fixing my car.

by Phoenixjewel June 2, 2019

CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.

- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.

by bugpower March 8, 2017

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Crown Model Management

Crown Model Management is the xxx-branch of one of the largest mainstream talent agencies in the world.

The Crown basically manufacturers new porn stars, such as Kya Tropic.

A friend of mine wanted to get into the entertainment industry, so I told her to apply with Crown Model Management.

by CrownKing May 17, 2009

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

mahngo

a person that is often misunderstood; struggles with his english grammar. too shy to approach girls; loves 2 for 3 deals at carl's jr; likes to make motions of flying an airplane when watching an airplane; bangs against a wall to practice his postup moves; and finally asks if everyone is okay.

favorite phrase: mahngo said, " i woked up today at 2pm."

by calpoly December 7, 2009