lizzard king

Lizzard King
noun:

1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.

1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!

2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!

Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!

by PoorClimb February 11, 2014

lyazzat

The sexiest girl in universe. You can’t find a chick like Lyazzat. Her name means pleasure, sweet , beauty , cuteness!! She is the prettiest, smartest and most talented girl ever. Hottest out there . Queen of beauty. Thank u .

Omg . Who’s that beauty?
It’s Lyazzat

by Sailor moon November 20, 2021

piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

Street Lizzards

People who rome the streets late at night looking for some cut or some action.

A man it's a whole lot of street lizzards out tonight.

Get in the house ya damn street lizzards.

by Neeci July 25, 2006

pit lizzard

a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.

Dale Jr's ex, Kortnie Coles is a pit lizzard.

by stephliana August 30, 2007

Pezza Trezza the Lezza

A male witch with long hair, dresses like an American Football coach and may well be a lesbian.

Yo! Wassup Pezza Trezza the Lezza?

by Danmagnet January 18, 2005

Lazzara-Itis

Amazing disease, often caught after excessive listening to and/or watching of Taking Back Sunday. Symptoms may include randomly shouting 'I LOVE ADAM LAZZARA!' 'ADAM LAZZARA IS A SEXY BEAST!', butterflies in stomach at the slightest mention of the band, and a slightly creepy obsession with TBS and Adam.

'Dude, how was that concert last night?'
'Awesome, but I think I came down with Lazzara-Itis.'

by omglexa December 24, 2008