lunar landing

Euphemism for anal sex

"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."

by hoosierguy January 28, 2014

Lunar Client

Lunar Client is an underrated Minecraft client. Most people use Bad Lion but most people are stupid.

Lunar Client is Good

by BoyJava April 26, 2021

Lunar Kiss

A "Lunar kiss," is a sex move where an anus is stretched out and another person takes their anus and presses it to the stretched one and proceeds to take a shit into the stretched anus

I'm going to have you give me a Lunar kiss tonight my dude

by Brooke N. Rubbers February 3, 2020

Lunar Blart

The elegantly crafted art of using human period blood to create a painting; menstrual blood-art.

Esmeralda couldn't wait until she started her period because her Lunar Blart ad was blowing up her phone with eager Period-Piece Enthusiasts.

by Pablo the pool boy October 16, 2011

lunar..wrvld

Account that has slowly died and is stuck at 1200 followers. Kinda cool videos but yk (this def was written by lunar..wrvld btw )

The owner of the account lunar..wrvld is on the verge of deleting their account💃.

by anonymous June 26, 2021

Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse looks just like a solar eclipse, but is instead when evil people on the moon decide to take over the universe with snipers and other shit like that.

OMG! It's a sniper.

Must be a lunar eclipse.

by LunarEclipse99 December 3, 2013

lunar surface

1. the presence of past acne scars which left 'pock marks', or 'scar dimples' in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.

Guy # 1-- "That strip club might have been the darkest one I have ever been to but Star and Jewl were ROCKIN!!!"

Guy # 2-- "It was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. I watched her body to man but then I fucked up and looked at her face. I think I saw where the moon rover was parked."

by Eagle Eye, THE Missippi Duck Slayer October 27, 2007