Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.
by Fecal Elf December 29, 2010
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An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.
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by DD2 October 18, 2013
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A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf
Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes
by Cockwood February 17, 2021
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The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.
Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!
by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019
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A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.
Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...
by Marc April 4, 2005
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When one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and shits their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. This is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely.
Shit Mark you just gave me a Lumpy Larry.
by Dequan August 29, 2007
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