poop lubing

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex

I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing

by Guitarin March 14, 2018

Shoe Lacing

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.

My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.

by Wagssy November 3, 2009

Luking

To slap someone across the face with your dick. Normally explained by, 'But it was an accident!' or 'It was only one time!'

Person one: Didn't that girl dump you for luking her?
Person two: But it was only one time!

by Mimi27 July 16, 2011

lusinger

An extremely small penis that most women laugh at.

Chris: Guys I just got this really hot girlfriend...

Friend: Come on Chris we all know you got that Lusinger dick

by TrumpSupporter2015 October 8, 2016

Lucking Out

When you quit a job, task, or team abruptly because you are just mentally checked out and unable to deal with it another moment longer. Typically out of nowhere and with little to no notice.

In reference to Andrew Luck retiring abruptly from the NFL at the age of 29.

"I can't believe Andrew Luck retired at 29, two weeks before the season started."

"Talk about Lucking Out!"

by knotsaints August 26, 2019

Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.

"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."

by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020

Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012