losest

Losest is lower than a Loser. The biggest Loser of them all.

"You're a loser."
"Well, you're the losest!"

by Robby B. November 8, 2008

Lovestruck

(adj.)
Struck with an intensity of love.
Struck so hard, that you can't bear to be without your other half.
You can't keep your mind off of him/her. And without them, you'll die.

Dear Diary,
Today I met this wonderful girl. She gives me butterflies in my tummy. :D
I think I'm lovestruck.

by RenegadeGrenader December 28, 2008

Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010

Lokest

an adjective meaning the Craziest, derived from the spanish word "Loco"....that gangsta mentality...ya dig?

Yo, that kid Lui T is the Lokest cat in the 707 area, he'll go berserk on a buster. watch yaself!

by Lui T February 22, 2011

Lowes before Hos

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.

Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.

by mattyboyee January 18, 2009

lowenthal

Where a presumably gay man wraps his uncircumcised penis foreskin around his partners nose who then creates a vacuum by inhaling through his nose. at the same time is massaging his prostate.

Gay guy bragging to other gay friend about his recent Lowenthal: Man, Dustin loves giving me lowenthals, he lowenthaled so hard I filled his sinus with my man goo.

by Norcalchica1985 May 26, 2017

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

by evn April 21, 2019