Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland
A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"
Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."
God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."
God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
Get the Lopsmug. 1) Acronym - Laughing Out Pork Sausages - To Laugh so hard that pork sausages are emitted from the mouth.
2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.
Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)
Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).
2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.
Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)
Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).
1) Did you see that? That was very funny. *Laughs, pork sausages are emitted from the mouth*.
2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.
2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.
by J "Of the Jungle" H January 3, 2008
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Get the lopmug.