This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
Get the Screeching Locust Blow mug.Carefree, Joker, Charming, Vigorous. Linus is often found in the spotlight, but once you get to know him you’ll see that he’s all other than that hubris. Linus likes to keep his personal problems private, but he’ll never hetsitate to hear you out. Linus will do anything to cheer you up. He’s a great listener and advisor, with two shoulders to cry on. He’ll always have your back.
Linus has got a great sense of humour; you’ll never miss a laugh when he’s around. In fact, he’ll see to it that you know he’s pulled up the driveway.
Linus huge amount of energy leads him to limitless adventures. He's a very interesting person since he’s always up to something. There’s just no room for boredom being the enthusiastic learner and happy teacher that Linus is. Although, he can be quite a procrastinator regarding necessities that doesn’t appeal to him, you can always rely on Linus because he’s always carrying his heart with him.
If you’re friends with Linus, consider yourself lucky. He’d never befriend someone who’s not worthy of his time or energy.
In love life, Linus is a great romantic who’s never ashamed to show off his partner. He’ll make sure that they’re aware of his love and affection. Never will he make his partner feel ashamed or judged; Linus only have love, and lots of laughter, to give you.
If you ever stumble across a Linus, make sure to give him a shot! Who knows what mountains you’ll end up climbing together?
Linus has got a great sense of humour; you’ll never miss a laugh when he’s around. In fact, he’ll see to it that you know he’s pulled up the driveway.
Linus huge amount of energy leads him to limitless adventures. He's a very interesting person since he’s always up to something. There’s just no room for boredom being the enthusiastic learner and happy teacher that Linus is. Although, he can be quite a procrastinator regarding necessities that doesn’t appeal to him, you can always rely on Linus because he’s always carrying his heart with him.
If you’re friends with Linus, consider yourself lucky. He’d never befriend someone who’s not worthy of his time or energy.
In love life, Linus is a great romantic who’s never ashamed to show off his partner. He’ll make sure that they’re aware of his love and affection. Never will he make his partner feel ashamed or judged; Linus only have love, and lots of laughter, to give you.
If you ever stumble across a Linus, make sure to give him a shot! Who knows what mountains you’ll end up climbing together?
“I’m hanging out with Linus today!”
“Oh sweet! Can I pleeeaaseee join? I’ts always a blast with Linus!”
“Oh sweet! Can I pleeeaaseee join? I’ts always a blast with Linus!”
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Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."
Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."
Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."
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And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
Y'all wanna go to the Lotus Inn for those cool purple drinks later with Jonah? Yeah sure girl
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
by baby dazai is so cute December 15, 2020
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by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011
Get the The Dirty Linus mug.Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.
The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"
"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
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