LMS

*laugh my shit* a play off of *LLS- laugh like shit*

Damn dude that girl was so ugly LMS

by mywhey September 23, 2009

LMS

Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.

Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"

by Snake82 July 31, 2009

LMS

internet slang for "Losing My Shit" as in "I'm so bored I'm losing my mind"- usually said between two friends via gchat during class or work.

friend 1 - LMS
friend 2 - me too

by jayvb44 March 14, 2013

LMS

Acronym for Lick My Sack

Glen told the bitch that stole his trash can to "LMS".

by CommEssary July 14, 2003

lms

Short for Loose Meat Sammich, like Mothra Crotch...When a girls pussy is the size of a cannon ball.

Man i went to go fuck this girl last night but she was such an lms i couldn't even touch the walls

by l337b4770u54i November 26, 2004

lms

little miss shaven
as in, shaves her pussy so she doesnt have any bush downstairs.

hey holly, are you lms?
hells yeah bitch.

by hilloholly October 17, 2009

Lms

When you're an amazing wingman for the boys and you warn them about women suffering from lms, loose minge syndrome

I wouldn't go for that one man, she suffers from lms

by Dr professional June 12, 2016