LMS (Little Masturbation Syndrome) is like PMS for males and sometimes-though rare,- females. LMS is experienced during prolonged absence of masturbation. This can be brought on by: A bet, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or other restrictive factors.
Symptoms include: Short temper, depression, mood swings, cravings for certain foods, and a desire for p0rn.
Symptoms include: Short temper, depression, mood swings, cravings for certain foods, and a desire for p0rn.
by Konnr713 February 19, 2008
Short for Last Man Standing which is a entertaining game normally played on the forum of Mafia Death. Participants join the game by replying to the thread with their user id, and are automatically assigned a number. When there is enough participants, the game begins!
A number is randomly selected (normally by random.org), and the participant assigned to that number is eliminated. The game continues until there is only one (1) participant remaining.
A number is randomly selected (normally by random.org), and the participant assigned to that number is eliminated. The game continues until there is only one (1) participant remaining.
Daniel Tosh has entered the LMS contest as #1
Puppy has entered the LMS contest as #2
~ GEH™ has entered the LMS contest as #3
Suiciding has entered the LMS contest as #4
Nitrored has entered the LMS contest as #5
Boner for FM! has entered the LMS contest as #6
••••Lucy•••• has entered the LMS contest as #7
Smoke has entered the LMS contest as #8
Mr.Pothead has entered the LMS contest as #9
LMS Game is starting...
Smoke has been eliminated.
Mr.Pothead has been eliminated.
Puppy has been eliminated.
Boner for FM! has been eliminated.
••••Lucy•••• has been eliminated.
Daniel Tosh has been eliminated.
~ GEH™ has been eliminated.
Suiciding has been eliminated.
Nitrored is the Last Man Standing, and has won!
Puppy has entered the LMS contest as #2
~ GEH™ has entered the LMS contest as #3
Suiciding has entered the LMS contest as #4
Nitrored has entered the LMS contest as #5
Boner for FM! has entered the LMS contest as #6
••••Lucy•••• has entered the LMS contest as #7
Smoke has entered the LMS contest as #8
Mr.Pothead has entered the LMS contest as #9
LMS Game is starting...
Smoke has been eliminated.
Mr.Pothead has been eliminated.
Puppy has been eliminated.
Boner for FM! has been eliminated.
••••Lucy•••• has been eliminated.
Daniel Tosh has been eliminated.
~ GEH™ has been eliminated.
Suiciding has been eliminated.
Nitrored is the Last Man Standing, and has won!
by md3.MafiaDeath.com May 23, 2011
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by ShaiBaee April 16, 2016
Lack of Motivation Syndrome -
1. The feeling one gets upon the realization that he or she does not want to complete any additional task for the remainder of the day.
2. The daily chronic behavior of someone that does not want to complete any task given to them by another (either co-worker, boss, or spouse).
1. The feeling one gets upon the realization that he or she does not want to complete any additional task for the remainder of the day.
2. The daily chronic behavior of someone that does not want to complete any task given to them by another (either co-worker, boss, or spouse).
I am suffering from a severe case of LMS and do not want to finish these reports for my boss.
My LMS must be kicking in because I do not want to mow the yard.
My LMS must be kicking in because I do not want to mow the yard.
by Gump2820 September 08, 2010