Lotionate

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Lootis

Old Men who have sunk to the bottom of the workforce ladder and tend to don the Skullet. Their catchphrases might include, "So you wanna do this the hard way?" Only to get their asses kicked.

Mike: Dude, that guy that works in the Office Max copy center was totally old and washed up.

Ron: He's a Lootis man, look at his skullet.

by DON THE MERVINATOR November 6, 2009

lotis

An abbreviation of "laughing on the inside".

Nick: lol. not literally. silently really, but there is no abbreviation for that

Qyle: did you mean to say that to me

cause i have no idea what it means

Nicholas: I was comenting on my own "lol" It was honestly not out loud

Qyle: lotis

laughing on the inside

check it out, i just blew ur mind w/ that revolutionary new internet slang

by mylungsarempty June 11, 2009

Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

lotip

A person who leaves no tip or less than average tip. (Gratuity)

Server: That guy left me $1.00 tip on a $48.00 bill

Bartender: what a lotip

by Vegas Waitress February 4, 2010

Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.

Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.

by whippersnapper March 5, 2012