Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 26, 2025

Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.

That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.

by NSCrusader August 13, 2018

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 08, 2022

Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

by MrsJake January 28, 2022

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025

Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

by Nut_meme February 06, 2018