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gulfstream liberal

One who presents them self as an environmentalist and far leftist, yet actually spends money on extravagant, materialistic possessions that damage the environment. Got its name after Al Gore, who flies his private gulfstream jet across the country while condemning SUV owners and such.
Man that guy is such a gulfstream liberal, he yelled at me for leaving my car running at the red light but was driving a hummer himself.
by Mandrew L. April 18, 2010
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blue-haired liberal

A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.
Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.
by peachesandcream000 January 6, 2022
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laserdisc

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.
Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"
by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005
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lasercorn

The mighty lasercorn is like a unicorn, except the horn is a LASER. Looks sort of like a horse with a tiny lightsaber sticking out of the front of it's head.
Dude, look! A lasercorn!
by Markatansky June 13, 2011
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Fuck Liberals

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.
Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!
by hat'em May 25, 2009
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Operation Iraqi Liberation

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")
Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).
by author August 2, 2006
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Starbucks Liberal

A "liberal" who is actually not one. Typically drinks frappachinos, reads the New York Times, drives a Prius, and listens to NPR. Votes for any Democrat, regardless of actual position on policy, for an endless list of reasons, most of which are unexamined and fallacious. Considers him or herself a radical, a progressive, and believes in grassroots causes without actually supporting any.
Too bad all those Starbucks Liberals decided John Kerry should be the Democratic nominee in 2004.
by Emerson_PF November 4, 2009
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