Pink Lighter Syndrome

A human male who acts in an angry or upset manner in response to being offered an item or service that could be perceived as supporting, relating to or representing femininity or homosexuality.

After trying to purchase a lighter and being offered a pink lighter by the cashier, John trashed the store. He must suffer from Pink Lighter Syndrome.

by wishofalifetime August 23, 2023

lighter

The smoker's tool, besides the pipe.

what's a pipe without a lighter? you got a light? i think the bowls cashed, anyone got fire?

by Andrew February 2, 2004

wally lighterback

A.THEE ACT OF GANKING ONES LIGHTER HABITUALLY. B. when someone who has never purchased a lighter ever, always has your lighter,and or when right after using it proceeds to put it in there pocket.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SMOKE A BOWL WHEN YOU KEEP WALLY LIGHTERBACKING ME

by WALTER KRONKIKE December 19, 2008

Buzz Lightyear

At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.

"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah

by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008

lightweight

1. so-so, kind of, a little bit.
2. one who can't handle their alcohol/weed

1. That party was lightweight tight
2. Look at that lightweight, puking after two cups!

by BigBossMike December 4, 2004

Italian Lighter Fluid

Grappa. Made from grapes, this Italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. For those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, I'm sure you'll agree!

"Now that the meal's over, nonna's gonna be pulling out the cannoli and Italian Lighter Fluid".

by Louie Bagadonuts September 5, 2009

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008