One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.

Holy fuck I’m so bella lagged right now.

by Master Bade July 4, 2019

Ligger Line

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"

by Matt Markel November 28, 2009

Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.

"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"

by Black Flag June 7, 2007

bow-legged

Outward curvature of the legs at the knees.

Also bandy-legged

That "what's his face" off CSI is so bow-legged, he couldn't stop a pig in a passage

by Our-Man-In-Nantucket January 29, 2004

one legged pirate

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

three-legged princess

n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.

"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."

by Alecx Hunter August 3, 2005