Landi

The most beautiful girl in the world, who is there for you twenty-four-seven. The best friend that you wish you could have. The most awesome person you could ever know.

Im looking for a Landi kind of a girl.

by cachetona February 12, 2010

Liander

A statement that is not a lie but does meander around the truth. A fact that omits the full story.

I asked my bae about last Saturday night and I think she told me a liander.

by Homer Bedlow September 20, 2017

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

Landis

The smartest guy around,he is strong and sporty has good looks and you want to hang out with him.

Person 1: Hey Landis your so awesome.
Landis: I know.

by LandisP November 15, 2019

landin

Not smart dumb and stupid. The only guy in your class that will do anything you want them to.

Carter- Landin go pants Noah down there.
Landin- I got you.

*pantsed noah*

by Landonpromitski45637 April 20, 2022

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021