lenostraphy

adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.

i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.

by shelton7421 August 31, 2007

lennsing

twisting, curving, magnifying and displacing

One phenomenon known as gravitational lennsing, space and light can be twisted, curved, magnified and displaced by the combined gravitational pull of nearby galaxies.

by lunadaniel June 1, 2009

Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

lenondenon

took everything from me

boognishunofficial (me, cool, swag):

lenondenon (cring): no

by boognishunofficial April 22, 2022

lenondenon

a ‘lenondenon’ is a person who believes that Texas is a real state

my name is lenondenon and i think that Texas is real

by trapezoid in trapezoid out April 22, 2022

Lemonshmit

Where the person spits on a lemon and hits somone with it therefore, Lemonshmit

Katie is planning to lemonshmit James tonight at the football game
Oh really?
Yea

by The_1:50_thinker June 27, 2022