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lecturer

A profession who is known for a) giving many assignments to college students every time there are new movies at cinemas, and b) using the term "thread pool" in Network Programming handouts, where this term "thread pool" happens to sound like the title of the movie that many parents deem to be too inappropriate for college students who still live with parents.
Our lecturer dropped a mountain of work right when the new blockbuster hit theaters, and now we're stuck choosing between movie night and finishing our Thread Pool assignment for our Network Programming class.
by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
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The Lecturer

A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.
by The real Trump jr November 4, 2022
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Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017
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Lecture

Lecture is a cool ass guy that post cool shit on instagram that probably has mad huzz on him
“lecture yeah I know him, hes cool as frick dude”
by Ihatelectures February 3, 2025
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Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024
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rage lecture

A "rage lecture" is a full-blown verbal beatdown delivered by an instructor in response to some punk-ass student disrupting the class. It's a no-holds-barred communication style aimed at tackling the downright shitty behavior of the student. A fiery mix of frustration and rage, serving as a blistering reminder of who's in charge. Its main goal is to reassert control, put the disruptive student in their damn place, and get the class back on track
Man did you hear Professor Benji today? He went full on rage lecture on Tommy when he suggested that a foundation wasn't a requirement to building a house.
by Mathiass Gruber March 6, 2024
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Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.
“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”
by Manlikeumz May 1, 2019
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