by AlreafyTag June 16, 2018
It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
by 38SausageFest December 07, 2012
Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain
B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around
C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end
B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around
C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end
Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?
Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it
Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it
by PazzySpazzy33 May 11, 2012
Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!
by QuacksO June 01, 2018
by Darkhawk789 November 29, 2018